Monday, February 02, 2009

Awesome Lines from Awful Movies

"That's a duck, not a dick," --The Long Kiss Goodnight


"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaur, just like me." --Predator


"It's a free country...or it will be someday." --The Patriot


"It's not difficult to surmise how Nathan here feels about killing guards and my own proclivities are well-known and oft-lamented facts of penal lore." --Con Air


"Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!" --The Wicker Man (2006)


"Before you could even spell your name, I was being taught to conquer galaxies." --Battlefield Earth


"I'm a pimp... and pimps don't commit suicide." --Southland Tales


More to come...suggestions welcome...



2 comments:

chuibreg said...

"You're the man now, dog!" is the only reason to watch Finding Forrester.

Similar question: what's the best single word phrase/utterance in moviedom?

matthew christman said...

"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

Stark Trek 2: Wrath of Khan.