My Bloody Valentine 3D

So Obama is president now, and he's supposedly "sprung into action" with executive orders closing Guantanamo and banning torture as well as meeting with the joint chiefs to plan Iraq withdrawl. Big Whoop. The man still hasn't addressed the most pressing issue in America: passing a law that requires all super shitty remakes of regularly shitty 70s and 80s horror films to be shot in 3D. That shit right there is change we can believe in.